Showing posts with label sooyoung. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sooyoung. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

BEST DREAM EVERRRRRRRR


omg I had the best dream ever in my life!!! I dreamt that one of my work colleagues - the one that got me to help out at the Singapore Airshow - got me to help her out again at this red carpet event. The event was held at some hotel. At the event I saw oniontaker. Apparently he's a Druid in Storm Crow form? (Too much WoW for me I guess) he passed me a temporary worker pass to enter the event grounds. He has a permanent worker pass. Come to think of it, it looks like the work passes at my internship company. I gave him a pair of shoes as a gift in case he had to work overnight outside of the employee quarters. He asked me to bring them to the quarters. So I walked down the hallway to the lift, but instead of going up to the employee quarters, I went downstairs because I SAW SNSD ON THE GIANT LCD SCREEN OUTSIDE SPEAKING TO THE CROWDS ON THE RED CARPET.

I stood around in the crowds outside, not sure what to do. Just then, someone tapped my shoulder and I looked behind it. HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT IS TIFFANY. OMGGGGGGG JDJLSAJFLAJFLKJSALKFJLKSJFLKS. I STARTED BREATHING SO HARD AND I SWEAR I BLUSHED IN MY SLEEP. She's wearing the Genie outfit from the 2011 SNSD Tour!!! She said something in Korean, and I was confused at first, so I said "water?" And she said "biscuit" So I turned around and saw some guys holding some trays. I grabbed some packs of biscuits and passed to her, and then she passed it to the other members. I remember seeing Hyoyeon and then Sooyoung walking past and I was passing water bottles to them. I was like sneaking glances at Tiffany all the time and OMG SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OMG ADJLJSALKFDJALKJFLKAJFLKA then Taeyeon came and stood next to Tiffany watching and SHE'S SO CUTE WITH HER SHORT HAIR AND BLONDE TIPS KYAAAAAAAAAA but I just can't stop looking at Tiffany she's so close to me omgggggggggggggggg then Tiffany had like two small packets of pudding in her hands and then I like took them out of her hands and put them in Taeyeon's hands so that Tiffany doesn't have to hold them omg what have I become T-T Just then, someone passed a whole tray of stuff for Tiffany to hold. She held the tray, but then I immediately took it over from her. MY LEFT FINGERTIPS TOUCHED HERS.

After all the supplies are passed to the girls, I can't help but continue looking at Tiffany. She's just...where else can I look but at her? She wanted to leave, but then she noticed me looking at her and she asked me what's wrong. At that time, everyone else around me faded away and it was just her and me in the dream. I just looked up into the sky and mumbled something that didn't make sense - I couldn't make sense of myself by that time. Tiffany didn't understand what I said, so she asked me again, twice. In the end she realised why I'm like this and she smiled - SHE SMILED AT ME - and, in true Cheon Songyi style, said, "oh, I understand how you feel. I know, I know, we're just so awesomely gorgeous." SHE CONTINUED SMILING AT ME WITH THAT SMIRK. AND THEN SHE FLIRTED WITH ME. OMG. SHE SMILED AT ME. JGAJSADJGLKJLKJLKJSALKGSL

Then I woke up. THIS IS THE BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE. I MET TIFFANY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND SHE SMILED AT ME AND SPOKE TO ME. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Light You Up: allonsooyoung 1st Photobook


Choi Sooyoung has legs so slim and so long they seem to stretch out to infinity and beyond. She is the epitome of the ideal female body: Tall, slim, and with a metabolism so monstrously active she can eat more than most men and still have a body that is the envy of 99% of the species. Ordinarily, I would say she's a defect to our evolutionary pathways. Someone like her is too high maintenance and too inefficient in the survival of the fittest. But we're living in advanced civilisation now, and the fact that she is one of the Divine Nine gives her a free pass of sorts.

Anyway, I have a strange feeling that allonsooyoung had been careless. I'm not entirely sure all the fangoods promised are there, but I can't pick through this bit by bit. I don't do inventory checks at the minute level because I simply don't have the time. Plus, I don't care about free gifts (unless it's something I need, like a bookmark or a life-sized Taeyeon poster). The important stuff I'll account for it, but otherwise I don't give a damn.

This photobook has four sections. The first three are on her public and airport life. I highlighted pictures from these sections in the gallery linked below. The last section I've chosen to omit, for it covers her personal, private life. The private photos from this fourth section had been obtained and distributed with permission from Sooyoung's family, for I've heard that the fansite master for allonsooyoung (formerly it'S You) is a family friend of Sooyoung. Isn't that awesome? How many people can claim to be personally related to Soshi? Anyway, I think it is better not to allow those personal pictures to run rampant on the Internet, permitted as they are.

Monday, 23 December 2013

[13.12.22] Märchen Fantasy Song Covers Best Fancams

SNSD's Märchen Fantasy is exactly what the name suggests. It is everyone's deepest fantasies of SNSD made real, marching through the fandom slaying everyone that lays eyes on them, leaving nothing but one hot mess of hormones flooding in its wake. Holding off for a day, I trudged through the Internet and found the best available fancams for each of the special song covers and consolidated them for posterity.

Seriously Hyoyeon, I really don't think removing solos from concerts are a good idea at all.


My Grown Up Christmas List by Kid Taeng


Miss Korea by Queen Sica. First video for butt, second video for full frontal



Bloom by Sunny the Playboy Bunny


A Whole New World by Princess Tiffany


Ma Boy by YulTi


24 Hours by Sooyoung, She Who Stretches Into Infinity. Screen version followed by goddess-in-the-flesh version.



Kiss Me by Seohyun the Witch



Special mentions:

SNSD's debut-era greetings (0:45), Galaxy Supernova (5:08), Love & Girls (8:18)
Warning: The songs's recording is quite horrible to listen to. Be warned. I was quite irritated by it.


And of course, the most memorable event in Soshi history reconstructed by the Queen herself